The new Director of Football at Newcastle United, Joe Kinnear, has already ruffled a few feathers in what is going down as one of the most bizarre appointments in Premier League history.
In his first interview since taking the job, he told talkSPORT presenter Andy Goldstein that he would have a big hand in any transfer dealings the club made, but many Magpies fans will be hoping before he gets involved in signing players, that he will memorise the names of those already in the squad.
During the live chat, Kinnear got a number of players’ names wrong, including calling cult striker Shola Ameobe, Shola Amenobee, Papiss Cisse, Papiss Cee-Cee and French midfielder Yohan Cabaye, Yohan Kebab.
With that in mind, we’ve compiled a Joe Kinnear Dream XI that’s influenced by his own unique way of referring to his players.
Click on the man himself to see the full starting XI
